Spiritual Humorist Prints

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"Wait!"

"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"

'I made the top ten on our church's prayer list.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

"I travelled a thousand miles to ask you, old wise one... when is a cliche cartoon no longer funny?"

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

Praying Mantis.

'Please RSVP.'

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

DIY Church - Assembly Required.

Regifts of the Magi

God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

"Sins to you, traditions to me."

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"The definition of insanity is Tweeting the same thing over and overs and expecting different results."

God's Phone

'They caught me talking out loud again. Suspended two weeks, without pray.'

'Either it's Nirvana, or he's passed out from lack of oxygen again.'

Silly questions to ask a Buddha....

'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!'

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

'It's Saint Jerome - Patron Saint of Entertainers.'

Moses' TV guide.

Holy Water

"Try twenty-three left."

"I always feel a tad secular on Saturday nights."

"Check-in" "Elite check-in"

"All I have is tofu."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."