Spirituality Humorist Prints

'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Pope tarts.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sermon Applause.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Praying mantis.

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Praying Mantis.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Regifts of the Magi