Spirituality Humorist Mugs

'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Sermon Applause.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying mantis.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."