Buddhist Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Night-time halo

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Yoga classes door.

"OMG, LOL!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Zenboni

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."