Buck Blunderer Pillows

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'I hate harmonica music.'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'So much for energy saving.'

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"I think it's our gas bill."

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'Gentlemen, this deal offers some spectacular opportunities for us to miss, and miss them we shall.'

"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."

Excuse me, 62756076 is not my account number. You're right, that's your council tax.

Getting on your wick.