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The Art Student.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Are you done yet?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

I'm color blind, please help.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Sometimes the walls move...'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

DIY store.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

Perspective Repair

Hand Rabbit

"Less panting, and more painting!"