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'White chocolate, so you can't see the chocolate in the corners of our mouths. . . it's an old beauty trick.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Namaste."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"You call that a KISS?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Fish Training

Candle Size

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Perspective Repair

"Can I divorce on grounds of unfeasible behaviour?"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'