Beauty Trickster T-Shirts

'White chocolate, so you can't see the chocolate in the corners of our mouths. . . it's an old beauty trick.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Artistic License

'Look a huge bird!'

"Namaste."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Fish Training

"You call that a KISS?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Candle Size

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Tom Mullica.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'So did you, or did you not, cut the victim in half, stuff the body into a trunk, and make it disappear?' Why magicians make lousy defendants.

Perspective Repair

'I hate frisking magicians!'