Brownie Enthusiast Pillows

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Whale Piñata.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."