Brownie Enthusiast Mugs

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

'If I had a tail I wouldn't be chasing it, I'd be wagging it because my Mom was baking fudge brownies.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Miracle Mom #5,293

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?