"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."
Brown Thumb Survivors Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite green novice? Our collection honors those who’ve survived many a plant tragedy with witty and thoughtful items. From mugs to prints, find a quirky way to celebrate their perseverance and love for greenery, despite the occasional overwater or forgotten watering can.
Prize vegetables.
"First time pruning?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Greenfingers.
The Garden
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
"Mulch madness"
"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."
'I've found a spade I like Julia...'
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
Man transplants plant in his garden.
"You must have a green thumb."
"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."
'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'
"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9
"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"
"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."
'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'
Cut out and keep your own Gardener!
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."
Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.
'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'
Getting Rid of the Cure
'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'
Gardener
Tree collapse...
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
The Houseplant Cemetery.
Brown Thumb Survivors Gifts Collection
Brown Thumb Survivors Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that triumphantly celebrate brown thumb survivors with witty messages and playful designs.
Brown Thumb Survivors Pillows
Find pillows that humorously honor their plant-growing adventures, adding comfort and comedy to any plant lover’s home.
Brown Thumb Survivors Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate overcoming gardening misadventures, inspiring resilience and a love for nature despite the odds.
Brown Thumb Survivors T-Shirts
See our fun T-shirts that proudly declare 'Brown Thumb Survivor'—perfect for garden warriors with a sense of humor.