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"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

I bake my own bread.

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

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'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'Cute.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

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"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Home brewing.

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'

'Does this mean that I'm 'man of the house' now?'