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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

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'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"It's the big guy."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

"Go on, impress me." "I can talk to animals."

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'