Brooklyn Aficionado Pillows

"We won!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Currently Boston

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Hell's Comedy Club

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

New York Cab

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

Heart of Darkness

A Day at the Comics Bar

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?