Brooklyn Aficionado Prints

Facial Hair Rubicon

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

"We won!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Currently Boston

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Hell's Comedy Club

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

New York Cab

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

Heart of Darkness

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'