Broken China Aficionados Gifts

'It fell off the back of a lorry.'

Moon: Made in China

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Janet Leigh

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

"Oh my God Ruth, it's that bull again!"

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

Godzilla's Twilight Years

Bull In a china shop

'They don't make 'em like they used to.'

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

Gay Pride.

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

The Great Invisible Fence of China

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

Saying Farewell To A Guest.

'He's really mad now!'

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

Child is punished in china shop for breaking products.

'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'

Confucius.

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

'You'll never take me alive, copper!'

''i this'...'i that'...I grew up in the me generation!'

The secret to Rip Van Winkle's lengthy slumber.

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'