Broken Bone Recovery Pillows

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."