Broadcasting Manager Mugs

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

TV stage door

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Smite him, my son!"

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

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