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'The only spot we could get was opposite American Idol and it died a quick death.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

TV stage door

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"Smite him, my son!"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'

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