Broadcasting Barrister Gifts

Clive Anderson

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."