Broadcast Network Word Bleeper Mugs

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"On your marks..."

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Secateurs and non-secateurs

'Now, for the world from the street, we go to out embedded reporter...'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

"This Just In."

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Sports update: Some teams won and some teams lost.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Barbarian

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

PC World - Policemen's shop

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"What does it mean? I don't understand sign language."