Broad-minded Sage T-Shirts

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

The 11th Commandment

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Bishop with a crozier case.

God finger

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Manspreading in Art

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Barry Cryer.

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.