British Slang Fan Mugs

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"OMG, LOL!"

Barristers

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Spell Cheque

OMG.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Correct Spelling Lane.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

Socks and Sandals

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Pikey and Chav.

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

Queen reigning.

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman