British-english Enthusiast Mugs

Spell Cheque

Benedict Cumberbatch

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Michael Caine

Edward Elgar.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Elizabeth II

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Dua Lipa caricature

Beefeater

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Phonetic Man

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"It's the racket season again!"

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Back to work 2024

Tower Bridge