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Pitt Turns the Tables on Fox with British Victory at Cape St Vincent

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Destroyers"

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Admiral in the bath.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

U Boat

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Suez canal blocking.

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Exempli Gratia.

Duke of Wellington

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Disraeli Begins His attacks on Peel