British Countryside T-Shirts

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

A Day in the Country.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"We should get out to the country more often."

Holiday cottage

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Mummy?!