British Art Fan Pillows

Bus driver derides foreign landscape painters in comparison to Turner

Henry Moore

Benedict Cumberbatch

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Barristers

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Posh Easter Egg

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Michael Caine

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Elizabeth II

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

The iPad Players

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Dua Lipa caricature

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'