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'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Back to Work

Financial Pirates

Late again.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."