Bridle Buddy Gifts

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Not now, Oliver."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Bike Rides

Insect extinction

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

A giant glass of red wine

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Meet the Beetles....

Old School Mustaches

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Who are you?

Flower power.

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Be gentle with me!'

'Torville and Cow'.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"Do we have dental insurance?"