Bridal Shower Planner Prints

Mega Store. You put bridal gifts in the plumbing section? Sure, the sign says "sinks, tubs and showers"!

Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The child is very illogical'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"