Baby Shower Organizer Prints

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Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'The child is very illogical'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'