Bridal Shower Planner Mugs

Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"