Bridal Shower Gifts

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we don't do bridal showers.'

Mega Store. You put bridal gifts in the plumbing section? Sure, the sign says "sinks, tubs and showers"!

'Is it mine yet?'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

The Happiest Hen of Accrington

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Hen Party

The original shower scene from "Psycho".

"I peed in the shower. . . than got attacked by the bride and her friends."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Cart before the horse

Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.