Bridal Shower T-Shirts

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we don't do bridal showers.'

'Is it mine yet?'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

The Happiest Hen of Accrington

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Hen Party

"I peed in the shower. . . than got attacked by the bride and her friends."

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

Cart before the horse

Tartine

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'The child is very illogical'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"