Bricklayer's Apprentice T-Shirts

Building Studies

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Werewolves of London..."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'It's a self-build.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

LEGO profits.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Goalie Wall.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Bricklayer