Bookish Bricklayer T-Shirts

"Do you have any books on construction?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Building Books.

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level