Brexit Humorist Gifts

Brexit lorry queue

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Football Bomb

It doesn't exist in Iran.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Brexit Cliff Edge

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

Kenneth Williams

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Merkel and Johnson

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Rowan Atkinson.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Canadian wildfires

Boris Johnson

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Baywatch (British style)

"We thought we'd work out the details later!"

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"