Brexit Humorist Mugs

Brexit lorry queue

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

The Oxford Comma Coin

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

It doesn't exist in Iran.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Football Bomb

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Brexit Cliff Edge

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

Kenneth Williams

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Merkel and Johnson

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Rowan Atkinson.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Canadian wildfires

Boris Johnson

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'

Baywatch (British style)

"We thought we'd work out the details later!"

"Just one more question - Do you prefer Monty Python or Benny Hill?"

Bernie Winters