Brexit Banter Enthusiast Mugs

"Every time they say Brexit could be nearing a done deal, he Brixit!"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Honest Boris

"My farewell gift!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

The Oxford Comma Coin

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Hard Border

Brexit 2016

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Brexit Tortoise

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

The Art of Bantering!

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."