Brexit Banter Lover Gifts

UK out of GB

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

New Resident of Downing Street

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"My farewell gift!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

The Oxford Comma Coin

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

An Archeologic Dig

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Hard Border

Brexit 2016

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Brexit Tortoise

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

'Here comes Ted.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."