Brexit-weary Conversationalist Gifts

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Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

What price beauty?

New Resident of Downing Street

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"My farewell gift!"

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Oxford Comma Coin

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Hard Border

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Brexit 2016

Brexit Tortoise

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'