Brewing Engineer Pillows

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'