Brewing Engineer Pillows

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'