Brew Devotee Prints

Coffee or Coffee

"This place has the best happy hour."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You've had enough!'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Sermon on the Grounds...

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Tea Snob.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Beer Lunch

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"High Priest"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'