Brew Devotee T-Shirts

Coffee or Coffee

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You've had enough!'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Beer Lunch

Tea Snob.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"High Priest"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'