Breathless Banquet Gifts

"Don't be in such a hurry! The wine needs time to breathe."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"We won!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

If you're happy and you know it...

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Prosecco Peacock

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sabrage!

"My first Father's day!"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Be my Valentine!

"Room for bigger presents."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Muy mum rocks.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Elf of the Month

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

"Well, I never! So this is where babies come from!!"

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Happy new year!"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

It's a girl! It's a mom!

A girl with a dog and balloons

Circus trousers