Breathless Banquet Mugs

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"We won!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

If you're happy and you know it...

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Prosecco Peacock

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Sabrage!

"My first Father's day!"

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Muy mum rocks.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Happy new year!"

Gorgeous Groovers.

Be my Valentine!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Elf of the Month

"Room for bigger presents."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Graduation Day At A Party School

A girl with a dog and balloons