Biblical Banquet Lover Mugs

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Fist Bumper Cars

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Cheers

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Adam and Eve Arrested

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Library Grand Opening

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

"Is there anybody there?"

Happy Days are here again

Birthday Cake

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Football party

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.