'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'
Breakup Recovery T-Shirts
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"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
A man sews broken hearts back together.
Misery Likes Company Dating Agency. Yup, this was the place.
'It's over'
'True, he's an i-d-i-o-t, but he's c-u-t-e...'
"I'm dating a squash champion."
Vases, hearts & organizations
Dating Agency: Closing - Everyone Must Go!
"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!
'Well, if you really want to know...you will meet a short, pale and ugly man...'
Speed Dating for Turtles
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"I may not be Mr. Right, but I know Mr. Right, and maybe if you sleep with me it will make him jealous."
"You lying fink! Your dating profile specifically stated you were a non smoker!!"
"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'
Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.
Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.
A woman buries her broken heart
"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
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Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"
"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."
'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'
Ereptile Dysfunction
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
Breakup Recovery T-Shirts Collection
Breakup Recovery Mugs
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