Breakthrough Buff Pillows

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Skiing.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

The breakup

Trawling for Fish.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I am not afraid of you!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Missing sock

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'