Breakdown Assistance Worker Mugs

'Of course I've not put petrol in it, it's an automatic.'

Dog Dreams

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Woman escapes with cats.

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"I can see our house from here."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Fetching some fuel.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Search and Rescue

Witch's Tow

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."