Breakdown Assistance Technician Mugs

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Organic Soldering.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Nice park. . .

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Nap time."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

He did love tinkering on his cars.